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Have you seen my Cock?

$39.99

Looking for a laugh or a conversation starter? Look no further! This bold, feathered friend is here to make you the center of attention (and confusion) with a cheeky thumbs-up and a questionable inquiry. Whether you’re into poultry puns or just like to keep people guessing, this shirt says it all without saying too much. Perfect for backyard barbecues, social events, or family dinners—if you’re brave enough.

Wear it with confidence, because someone’s bound to ask… and we hope you have an answer.

Available in various colors to match your mood—or your level of shamelessness

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